Captain Canada Seduces Ontario Voters

Perfect for Valentine's Day!

Originally published in the Hamilton Spectator, Friday February 14, 2025.

Doug Ford, "Captain Canada," charms Ontario voters despite pressing provincial issues, leading to strong poll numbers ahead of the election.

Transcript:

Roses are red; Ontario's blue.

With a $200 cheque, I'm wooing you.

Healthcare is a challenge, but I’ll stand tall.

As Captain Canada, I'll answer the call!

Trump's tariffs loom, yet I'm your knight

Fighting for jobs, I’ll make it right!

Alcohol's flowing and spirits are high.

Captain Canada, you're my hero.

In this grand seduction, give me a try!

Ontario's election is February 27th 2025. Vote wisely

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